"Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college."

Kurt Vonnegut
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bemusedlybespectacled:

if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit

just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin

ḱerberos means “spotted”

that’s right

hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot

Beth, this is for you.

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"I want to understand you,
I study your obscure language."

Alexander Pushkin (via circumstanceanddisposition)
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somethingwithrainandbows:

This is funnier than it should be.

somethingwithrainandbows:

This is funnier than it should be.

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Announcement

Alright I have an announcement. I’m taking the summer off to go walk all 500 miles of the Camino de Santiago from St. Jean Pied de Port in France to Santiago de Compostela in Spain. I’ll be out of contact for a month to a month and a half from mid-June until mid to late August, which means The Literary Snob will be on hiatus for that period. One of my biggest regrets was being forced to stop walking the Camino in Pamplona last year due to having to catch a plane back to the States, so I’m going back and finishing it. In the meantime I’m leaving for Europe on June 5th to catch up with my family and see some old friends.

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wildlinging:

Hamlet Act 1 [inspired by mmorrow]

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mabelchiltern:

THE GREAT AMERICAN NOVEL

“The great American novel has not only already been written, it has already been rejected.” - W. Somerset Maugham

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"In 1915, in Geneva, I avidly read Crime and Punishment in the very readable version by Constance Garnett. That novel, whose heroes are a murderer and a prostitute, seemed to me no less atrocious than the war that surrounded us. I imagined at the time that Dostoyevsky was a kind of great unfathomable God, capable of understanding and justifying all beings. I was astonished that he had occasionally descended to mere politics, that he discriminated and condemned.

To read a book by Dostoyevsky is to penetrate a great city unknown to us, or the shadow of a battle. Crime and Punishment revealed to me, among other things, a world different from my own. When I read Demons, something very strange occurred. I felt that I had returned home. The steppes were a magnification of the pampas. Varvara Petrovna and Stepan Trofimovich Verkhovensky were, despite their unwieldy names, old irresponsible Argentines. The book began with joy, as if the narrator did not know its tragic end.

In the preface to an anthology of Russian literature, Vladimir Nabokov stated that he had not found a single page of Dostoyevsky worthy of inclusion. This ought to mean that Dostoyevsky should not be judged by each page but rather by the total of all the pages that comprise the book."

Jorge Luis Borges, prologue to Demons (via literarylust)

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bulletproofjewels:

why do people let me on the internet, I don’t even think this is funny.

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"I think books are like people, in the sense that they’ll turn up in your life when you most need them"

Emma Thompson (via iwaschangedforgood)

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@6 days ago with 69 notes

booksandghosts asked: That's really cool that you'll be doing the Camino de Santiago. I have wanted to hike that for ages. So jealous

I highly recommend it if you get a chance. I did about 70 miles of it last summer and really fell in love with the experience.

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#booksandghosts