From "Weird Things Customers Say in Bookstores" by Jen Campbell... again...

Customer:	Do you have any books on the dark arts?
Bookseller:	... No.
Customer:	Do you have any idea where I could find some?
Bookseller:	Why don't you try Knockturn Alley?
Customer:	Where's that?
Bookseller:	Oh, the center of London.
Customer:	Thanks, I'll keep my eyes peeled for it.

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